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YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES BABY I'M YOUR SLAVE
I'LL LET YOU WHIP ME IF I MISBEHAVE
...fucking douche. Filing sucks.
Owing to the need to post wholesome, straight, non-lulzy porn well here you go.
EDIT 8/2/09: How the FUCK did my little update about my filing woes and a little porn become a 7-comment-pile-up affair?
Seems that no-one likes digimon hentaaaaaaaaai. Well, how about HAAAAALO?
(tentacles FTW)
So for now (4 days), I'll be busy downloading and cataloguing my porn.
Any takers?
EDIT 4/1/09: I will now post a random image from my archive. Hmm, let's see...
This is absolutely lulzworthy. In case anyone asks, http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/724 05.
internet> signup -newgrounds -type:newfgt
I see you are new to the internets! Here's your complimentary soda and 12-year-old.
Now, please download the INTERNET GUIDE (http://visitorscentre.internet.com/im ages/docs/help/quickstartvirus.exe) for more info.
internet> download http://visitorscentre.internet.com/ima ges/docs/help/quickstartvirus.exe
Download complete.
internet> view http://visitorscentre.internet.com/ima ges/docs/help/quickstartvirus.exe
LURK MOAR BITCH
Oops, you've been permab&'d from the internet. Remember to LURK MOAR, BEEYATCH.
This message has been brought to your by the letters NEWFAGGOTVIRUS and the number 69.
!crash
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TL;DR: I'm tired of overfriendly newfgts. GTFO our internets, kthxbai.
Updated: 12/29/08 1:49 AM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!My last post flopped. sigh
Define the phrase "furry porn".
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Man, at the rate I'm going, I'll be banned more than unbanned (lol wut) AND I'll be left with zero posts! Fuck...
Also, I need to stop DL'ing shit. My intarwebz connection sucks now. So, µtorrent, 10kb/s can lag up intarwebz so much out of my 1mbps? Frag it.
First PM goes in my now-empty sig, followed by first comment.
Follow the standard NG guidelines, I don't wanna be banned.
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!That something outside my house is making the Spartan Laser charge sound.
Could just be someone playing H3, IDK.
Discuss.
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